“In the hours after a monkey on the lam fell into a woman’s pool and then swiped some fruit from her backyard tree, fans of the wily primate cheered it for avoiding capture.”
This news report indicates a monkey has been terrorizing the Tampa Bay area and going on aforementioned debaucherous rampages all the while eluding capture. Do you think this may have been one of our Stimulus-Funded cocaine monkeys?
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