Hat tip: Michael Strong:
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and
the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their
bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something
like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank
in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the
arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a
curve. ‘Since you are all such good customers, he
said, ‘I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer
by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we
pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected.
They would still drink for free. But what about the
other six men – the paying customers? How could they
divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his
‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is
$3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s
share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each
end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner
suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s
bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to
work out the amounts each should pay.!
And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing
(100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the
first four continued to drink for free. But once
outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their
savings.
‘I only got a dollar out of the $20,’declared the
sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,’ but he got
$10!’
‘Yeah, that’s right,’ exclaimed the fifth man. ‘I only
saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got ten times
more than I!’
‘That’s true!!’ shouted the seventh man. ‘Why should
he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get
all the breaks!’
‘Wait a minute,’ yelled the first four men in unison.
‘We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits
the poor!’
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for
drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without
him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they
discovered something important. They didn’t have
enough money between all of them for even half of the
bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college
professors, is how our tax system works. The people
who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a
tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for
being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.
In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the
atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics, University of Georgia
–Max Borders
Jerimee says
Well the wealthy really ought not to pay any taxes at all, for they are the best of us.
And the poor, well let them suffer, for it is nothing more than their own worthlessness that causes them to be such.
While folks that don’t take poverty seriously might be fond of metaphors about beer (or cake), the rest of us know that these are serious matters. Food, housing, health care, and education are not trivialities.
Wealthy folks complaining about the few taxes they actually pay is like white men complaining about so called “reverse racism.”
Jerimee says
And, regarding going abroad to drink, that’s not very patriotic now is it?
Max says
Food, housing, healthcare and education?
–Last time I checked, the US has an obesity problem among the poor.
–Housing has been oversubsidized by government, which is largely why we’re in the foreclosure “crisis” we’re in.
–Healthcare needs desperate reform from the abominable government created HMO and regulatory system, which is but half-baked socialized medicine.
–Education is a government monopoly.
And you’d like more of the same? You’re a true thinker, Jerimee.
Max says
Oops, looks like the J man didn’t get the bit about corporate taxation and tax competition (hence the patriotism crack).